Once my sneak-and-rob team came home with 9 beak dogs, some kind of glass lute, and a pair of troll fur pants. “Wait — why the pants?”
“Feel them — they’re so soft…”
“Wow, they ARE really soft!”
The mayor claimed the so-soft pants and wore them for over 20 years. SO SOFT!!!
She claims it as an heirloom in the name of her family 🙂
And now you have placed the idea of an heirloom thong in my mind where it will haunt my dreams forever
Once my sneak-and-rob team came home with 9 beak dogs, some kind of glass lute, and a pair of troll fur pants. “Wait — why the pants?”
“Feel them — they’re so soft…”
“Wow, they ARE really soft!”
The mayor claimed the so-soft pants and wore them for over 20 years. SO SOFT!!!
Who could resist a fine pair of troll fur pants?